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  • neptunain:

    what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest” 

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    theywerekids:

If u ever want me to love you, pull this shit out of your ass
    theghostofyourliess:

Men’s Rights Activists
    "Don’t allow your wounds to transform you into someone you are not."
    Paulo Coelho (via countryfried)

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    andreadiamond:

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    rookiemag:

Cosmetic Studies

No scientific theory was too big for me to translate into a beauty routine. By Arabelle. Illustration by Leanna.
    militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.